If you want hear that drama cd, here's the translation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCdnnxfb40I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCdnnxfb40I
Release
date: 22 March 2013
Official
site: http://www.henneko.jp/
Character:
Yokodera
Youto – seiyuu: Kaji Yuuki? ??
Tsutsukakushi
Tsukiko – seiyuu: Ogura Yui ?? ?
Tsutsukakushi
Tsukushi – seiyuu: Tamura Yukari ?? ???
Azuki
Azusa – seiyuu: Ishihara Kaori ?? ??
Pollarola
Emanuela – seiyuu: Terakawa Aimi ?? ??
Cat
god – seiyuu: Kubo Yurika ?? ???
Novel
writer: Sagara Sou ????
Art:
Kantoku ????
English
translation:
Youto:
– It’s said that dreams you see at night are the sanctuary left for the modern
era. You can easily do things you can’t do in reality. In order to flirt with
girls and idle about, everyone, including me and you, dive in the dream world.
Dreams are beautiful. Dreams are wonderful. Everyone enjoys dreams without
fearing anything and without thinking, in a carefree way. But wait a bit,
please. Is that dream really yours? I wonder where the proof that it’s your
dream is. Maybe you aren’t in your dream, but somewhere else. Maybe what you’re
seeing is actually a piece of someone else’s dream. Your own dream and someone
else’s dream. In order to distinguish between the two, there’s only one way:
*alarm
clock ringing*
[01:00]
Youto:
– “The pervert prince and the stoney cat”
Tsukiko:
– “Drama CD: Alice in dream world”
Youto:
– Uh! Damn! I’m late!! Huh? Where am I? Everything’s white. It’s as if I’m
enveloped by mist. It’s strange…I remember I went to sleep in my own bed
yesterday…it couldn’t be possible for the world to have been destroyed while I
was sleeping, right? Hm? Someone’s coming.
Tsukiko:
– I’m sure I heard a voice.
Tsukushi:
– Tsukiko, you have sharp ears.
Azusa:
– The smell’s coming from this way. I can see something too.
Youto:
– That’s…now way….
Tsukiko:
– Did you end up here too, Senpai?
Youto:
– Tsukiko-chan!
Azusa:
– Though I’m so glad! I’m relieved! Uh…I mean that I’m glad there’s more people
now!
Youto:
– Azuki Azusa has…
Tsukishi:
– So we’re five now. We can enter a futsal*1* tournament! Though it seems
difficult so I don’t know the rules.
Youto:
– Not you too, President! And what do you mean, 5 people? There’s me,
Tsukiko-chan, Azuki Azusa, President…
Emi:
– Me!
Youto:
– 1, 2, 3, 4…4…
Emi:
– I’m here! Are you don’g it on purpose? Don’t ignore me!
Youto:
– Whoops! I couldn’t see you because you were too small, Emi! Good girl! I’m
sorry! You’re so cute!
Emi:
– Wait! Stop it! Don’t pat me!
Tsukiko:
– Senpai, is that how it is? I see…
Youto:
– Eh! Your eyes are scary, Tsukiko-chan! *cough* Leaving jokes aside, why are
you all here? No, where are we?
[03:00]
Tsukushi:
– We don’t have a clue either!
Emi:
– I bumped into these people just now.
Azusa:
– When I woke up, I was in this place.
Tsukiko:
– When I didn’t know what to do, I heard Senpai’s voice nearby…
Tsukushi:
– And this Daizu or Azuki girl followed your smell and we passed through the
white mist.
Azusa:
– I didn’t react to your smell at all!
Emi:
– You were like an Akita dog.
Youto:
– Well, I’m glad that we could meet. Right! Maybe there are others aside from
us here! I’ll run a bit and see what’s over there as well.
Tsukushi:
– No, it’s not good to run around blindly…
Youto:
– Uh! What’s this?
Tsukushi:
– You’ll get bounced back by an invisible wall or something like this.
Tsukiko:
– This wide but small pure white space. It seems we can’t go anywhere.
[04:00]
Youto:
– No way!
Azusa:
– It’s as if we’re the last animals who were locked in a shelter on the last
day of Earth!
Tsukiko:
– Well, the fact that we can jump in with all our might and be rejected in the
same way if we forget the situation might not be not interesting at all, but…
Oh!
Emi:
– it’s true that it’s like a stability ball from the gymnasium.
Azusa:
– A stability ball…I wonder if it’s good to slim down! Oh!
Tsukushi:
– Breaking through this wall might show my skill as a track and field member…
*the
girls jump around having fum*
Youto:
– No, everyone, stop playing! You’re too calm in this emergency situation!
Tsukiko:
– Senpai is right. Who started playing first? Jeez.
[05:00]
Youto:
– Yeah…if we had recorded the whole thing, we could have been able to find out
who’s at fault.
Tsukushi;
– Well then, we have to think of a way to get out of this. We can’t live our
lives in this world, can we?
Azusa:
– That’s right! We have to go back in this instant! I was on the bus in my long
awaited field trip…
Youto:
– Field trip?
Azusa:
– It was a great seat and I felt like a koala swayed in a cradle, so I just
fell asleep!
Youto:
– Um, what are you talking about? Today’s a normal Monday when we go to class,
right?
Emi:
– No, no! It’s a Sunday when you go to church! I skipped this morning’s mass
and was napping comfortably in the courtyard.
Tsukushi:
– Wait, wait, what are you saying? It’s a Wednesday, and it’s 1 p.m. The math
teacher’s voice was a nice lullaby so I’m sure of it!
Tsukiko:
– Nee-san, your lifestyle itself is mistaken. I remembereverything until when I
laid down in the futon in the dead of the night.
[06:00]
Azusa:
– Eh? Eh? Why? Our times don’t match!
Emi:
– The only thing that matches is that we were about to go to sleep.
Youto:
– What does this mean?
Tsukushi:
– Wait. Can’t you hear something?
Youto:
– Eh?
Azusa:
– No!! What’s that?
Tsukushi:
– That’s…a rabbit herd?!
Tsukiko:
– One rabbit, two, 30, 100, there’s a huge number of them running toward us.
Azusa:
– No, that’s wrong!
Tsukiko:
– It’s wrong?
Azusa:
– Your way of counting rabbits is wrong! *2* Plus, if you talk about rabbits,
there are all kinds, like or the Holland Lop or Netherlands Dwarf or Lionhead….
Youto:
– Azuki Azusa-san! Leave the animal lesson now!
Tsukishi:
– The rabbits are jumping on me!
Azusa:
– Ah! they got under my clothes! Noo! It peed on me! I’m dying, idiot!
[07:00]
Youto:
– What the heck’s happening?
Cat
god: – Hahaha! The displeasure and thrill entertains the watchers, it seems.
Youto:
– This voice…
Cat
god: – Are you well and unhappy today as well, Yokodera-kun and his unpleasant
friends?
Youto:
– Cat god?
Youto:
– The rabbit herd that appeared out of nowhere are now eating the cabbage
mountain that also appeared out of nowhere and stopped for the moment. We were
only listening closely to the Cat god’s voice coming from somewhere in the
rabbit herd while our lips trembled like sopping wet girls.
What’s
with this?
Cat
god: – Don’t mind it. It’s just a small safety measure. To hide a tree, use a
forest. To hide me, use rabbits. That’s about it. Once again, hello, everyone!
Welcome to dream world!
[08:10]
Tsukushi:
– How cowardly. If you can do things like this with no problem, I assume you’re
prepared for what’s to come.
Youto:
– Please wait, Prez! The Cat god just said something strange…
Tsukiko:
– What do you mean by “dream world”? Please explain.
Cat
god: – It’s exactly as you hear, little miss from the head house. This is
inside someone’s dream. That makes you all are visitors pulled here by the
dream’s owner.
Azusa:
– Someone’s dream…?
Cat
god: – Yes, someone from here is having this dream as we speak. Although it
seems the said person is not aware of it. Jeez, you’re always so troubling.
Emi:
– What are you putting on airs, stupid? You should make them realize they’re
dreaming!
[09:04]
Cat
god: – Unfortunately, I cannot do that. That’s the rule.I’m not teasing you all
of my own will. Don’t think ill of me.
Azusa:
– Even if you say so…If that person doesn’t realize, the dresm will never end.
Cat
god: – True. If the dream won’t end, this space will stay closed forever. When
your mind and soul will rust away in this dream, I wonder what will become of
your bodies. Don’t you think it makes for a pleasant experiment?
Tsukushi:
– You’re calling it “pleasant”,when you involved Tsukiko in it? Bastard, that’s
what you’re saying?
Cat
god: – Oh, how scary! Don’t get so angry, big miss of the Tsutsukakushi head
house. I’ll tell you something, just for your sake. The way to escape from
here, that is.
[10:00]
Tsukushi:
– What, so there is a way. Say it promptly and in detail.
Cat
god: – There are two plans you can use. First one is to wake up the one who is
dreaming. Of course. If they wake up from the dream, the dream itself will
disappear.
Tsukiko:
– So that means to wake up the one dreaming inside the dream.
Azusa:
– I don’t get it! If something like that were possible, we wouldn’t be needing
the police! It’s impossible, totally impossible!
Cat
god: Well then, here is your second option.
Tsukushi:
– What is it?
Cat
god: – Reach a criteria with a trick provided by me. If you can achieve it
well, you will be forced out of the dream. You’ll forget everything completely
and you will all be able to wake up pleasantly.
Azusa?:
– Hey, isn’t it a bit strange?
[11:00]
Tsukiko:
– That’s true. The Cat god is too generous. Is there something hidden here?
Azusa:
– Not that! No, that too, but it’s Yokodera! Why is he being quiet?
Tsukiko:
– Now that you say it, he’s been looking downward all this time.
Tsukushi:
– Do you have an idea about this?
Emi:
– No way, maybe it’s actually you who…!
Youto:
– No, you’re wrong! I was thinking a bit.
Tsukiko:
– About what?
Youto:
– I was thinking that there are so many girls here and I’m so happy!
Tsukiko:
– Oh…
Azusa:
– Hmm…
Tsukushi:
– Huh…
Youto:
– You’re scary, everyone! You’re looking at me as if I’m an old cloth! I was
trying to ease the mood with a joke!
Tsukiko:
– A pervert who fools around in this kind of situation should just drop his
head somewhere.
Youto:
– Then I’d die! I was actually thinking about the Cat god! Aren’t you annoyed
by how it’s spouting all these arbitrary things?
[12:00]
Azusa:
– Well, it’s not like I’m not angry but…
Youto:
– We don’t need to listen to what this guy says. We have to discipline it
sometimes!
Cat
god: – Haha! Hahaha! As expected of Yokodera-kun! What excellent thinking! It
makes me want to encourage you!
Youto:
– This is your only chance to act composed, Cat god!
Cat
god: – You’re forgetting something important. You don’t even know which one I
am among all these so how are you going to discipline me?
Youto:
– It’s true that I can’t distinguish where your voice is coming from but I just
need to check one by one, don’t I?
Cat
god: – Hahaha! What great patience you have! Are you planning to become
Urashima coming back from the Palace of the Dragon King? *3* How are you going
to check? “Were you the one talking just now? How about the rabbit over there?”
Are you going to ask each one politely and interview them one by one?
[13:08]
Youto:
– That’s right. But not using words, but I’ll ask their bodies. First, I’ll
lift up the first one.*kiss* It wasn’t this one, huh?
Cat
god: – Wh-What are you doing!?
Youto:
– As you can see, I’m smooching them. It’s a passionate kiss between a rabbit
and a human. *kiss* It’s not this one either.
Cat
god: – That’s not what I meant! I’m not asking you to explain love! Wh-why are
you doing that?
Youto:
– Its so I can quickly recognize the Cat god hiding among simple rabbits.
Because the reaction’s totally different. *kiss* Next.
Cat
god: – Don’t you have any shame? Do you intend to make go through something so
shameless in front of people?
[14:00]
Youto:
– It’s your fault, Cat god. I don’t want to do this either but i don’t have a
choice. *kiss* Next.
Cat
god: – St-st..stop. Please stop. I don’t want to remember that kind of feeling!
Youto:
– *kiss* Next.
Cat
god: i-I got it! Let’s negotiate, okay? What do you want?
Youto:
*kiss* – Next!
Cat
god: – Hey! Are you listening to me? Didn’t you learn at school to listen when
people are talking? Listen to what I say! Let’s discuss! Calmly! Let’s discuss!
Let’s–!
Youto:
*kiss*
Cat
god: – P-Please stop! Please! I beg you! Stop! Not that! Just not that!
Youto:
*kiss*
Cat
god: – No…I don’t want this. It was my fault! I’m sorry! Forgive me! I’ll
apologize! Uh…
[15:06]
Youto:
*kiss*
Cat
god: – Uh! He’s coming over here! he’s coming this way… God, help me!
Youto:
*kiss* Huh, this is a mess already.
Cat
god: – Ahh!!!
Cat
god: – It ran away! One ran away that way! Follow it! Eh, why aren’t you chasing
after it?
Tsukiko:
– No…
Azusa:
– How should I say it…You know…
Tsukushi:
– My body’s itchy…
Azusa:
– Don’t show us strange things!
Tsukiko:
– How unfair of those rabbits.
Youto:
– Oh…I got it! I’ll chase after it alone!
Cat
god: – D-Don’t come here!
Youto:
– Heheheh! You can’t run anymore!
Cat
god: – Someone help!
Youto:
– No one will help you either! Just give up!
[16;00]
Tsukiko:
– Depending on how you hear it, he sounds completely like a criminal.
Azusa:
– Even if he’s not a criminal, there’s no mistake that he’s a prevert.
Tsukushi;
– Rather than a pervert, isn’t he a bit strange as a human being?
Emi:
– He’s a monster that’s a criminal, a pervert and strange. He probably believes
he’s not strange..
Youto:
– Great! I got you! It’s time for the Yokodera Deluxe Ultra Technical Baiser*4*
created through day and night training!
Cat
god: – God! God! Oh, God!
Youto:
*kisssss*
Cat
god: – Uh!! I’ll get back at you for this!
Youto:
– It’s gone!
Tsukushi:
– Oh! It’s like a ninja from ancient times! How cool!
Tsukiko:
– The other rabbits also disappeared, it seems.
Azusa:
– So it ran away…probably. I feel a bit bad for it.
[17:00]
Youto:
– Hahaha! Justice prevails!
Emi:
– So, what are we gonna do? It disappeared so we don’t know the criteria for
escaping.
Youto:
– Oh…
Azusa:
– Uh…we’re in trouble..
Tsukiko:
– No matter how much we search, we can’t even find one rabbit, let alone the
Cat god.
Azusa:
– This bouncy thing’s the same too. We can’t go anywhere either.
Tsukushi:
– Now that it’s come to this, we can only deduce whose dream this is.
Emi;
– Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan!
Tsukiko:
– What is it?
Emi:
– Take this!
Tsukiko:
– What are you doing?
Emi:
– Don’t they say that if you pinch your cheeks and it doesn’t hurt then you’re
dreaming?
Youto:
– Haha, Tsukiko-chan, what a face!
Tsukiko:
– Uh…
Emi:
– No! It hurts! It hurts! I give up!
[18:00]
Youto:
– What a terrific exchange between two small girls!
Azusa:
– I know! They say you can’t fall asleep in a dream, right?
Youto:
– Is that how it is
Azusa:
– It is! That’s why, um…Yokodera…how about…sleeping together? It’s just an
experiment!
Youto:
– Is sleeping together even necessary?
Tsukushi:
– Oh, I see! What a brilliant idea! The girl over there! You should sleep together
with me! I will sing you a Tsukiko lullaby!
Azusa:
– No! Don’t pull me!
Tsukushi:
– One Tsukiko, two Tsukikos, three Tsukiko, there are three of Tsukiko and one
different Tsukikos. There are two different Tsukikos, three different Tsukikos,
there are three of different Tsukikos and one packedTsukiko. Two of them three
of them…
Azusa:
– I can’t sleep at all!
[19:00]
Tsukushi:
– One Obon gift Tsukiko, two of them…
Tsukiko:
– How is this?
Youto:
– Hahaha! Ah…The situation’s not any better. If the one dreaming isn’t aware of
it, we can’t do anything about it…
Tsukushi:
– There is one end of the year Tsukiko, two of them, three of them…
Azusa:
– Ah, I don’t need that!
Tsukushi:
– Oh…
Youto:
– Azuki Azusa retorted to Prez! Hey, didn’t Azuki Azusa not like Steel King?
Azusa:
– Uh, this and that are two different things! It’s the kind of difference
between a frog and a tadpole!
Emi:
– That comparison’s confusing too!
Youto:
– Even Emi retorted to Azuki Azusa? I have the impression that after the Italiy
school incident, Emi was very scared of Azuki Azusa. This is strange…It
is…Something’s not right. huh? Something fell out of my pocket? What’s this? A
small square box?
[20:08]
Azusa:
– Huh? What? I have something too…
Emi;
– Me too? What’s this? Was this here?
Tsukushi:
– Hm, everyone’s the same… It’s a strange silver cube.
Tsukiko:
– There’s a switch on it.
Emi:
– It’s true!
Youto:
– The 5 of us all suddenly found silver boxes…and there’re switches on them…
Azusa:
– You definitely shouldn’t press this kind of switch, right?
Emi:
– Huh? We shouldn’t press it?
Tsukiko:
– It’s possible it’s some kind of trap.
Youto:
– But would they take the trouble do something so roundabout? Uh, what should
we do?
Azusa:
– What should we do!
Tsukushi:
– Eh! How impertinent!
Tsukiko:
– Nee-san?
Tsukushi:
– This kind of thing needs guts. Here we go.
Youto:
– Ahh!!
*ding
dong*
Emi:
– Eh?
Tsukushi:
– Huh?
[21:00]
Azusa:
– What’s this?
Tsukushi:
– One more time. Here we go! *ding* What, it’s just a device with a song.
*clicks* *ding* *clicks* *ding*
Tsukiko:
– It seems it’s the same for everyone’s switch.What could it be?
Youto:
– Wouldn’t this be used when you enter a girl’s changing room? *ding dong*
Excuse me a bit! -like that.
Emi:
– I see! Onii-chan, you’re smart! Or not, idiot. Where do you see a changing
room in this place?
Azusa:
– In the first place, even if there were a locker room here, you shouldn’t
enter it, right?
Tsukushi:
– You clearly said it like it’s a common practice for you to sneak in.
Tsukiko:
– You’re an incurable pervert even in a dream.
Youto:
– You don’t need to attack me all at once.
Emi:
– Aren’t you the one who said something that needed a retort, ding dong
pumpkin?
Youto:
– This doesn’t have anything to do with it, but I get a bit excited if I say to
attack or be attacked.*5*
Tsukushi:
– Hm? Why? To attack? Who should attack what so you’d get excited?
[22:00]
Tsukiko:
– You shouldn’t listen to him. Nee-san, please stay like this, and never get
this.
Youto:
– So that can mean that you get it, Tsukiko-chan… huh?
*vrr*
Azusa:
– What is it this time?
Youto:
– Somehow…the box is shaking
Tsukiko:
– A piece of paper came out from the box.
Tsukushi:
– It seems something’s written on it…Hm?
Azusa:
– “How does a dog cry out”..? it says.
Emi:
– This is strange. That’s the only thing written.
Tsukiko:
– I wonder if it’s a quiz.
Emi;
– It’s too stupid to be a quiz. Even kindergartners get this. *woof*
Tsukushi:
– No, no, it’s like this: *howl*
Tsukiko:
– *yap*, *yap*
Youto:
– How cute! You all sound like it!
Emi:
– I-is that so? This is a breeze!
*howl*
*woof woof* *yap*
Azusa:
– Don’t look down on dogs!
Youto:
– Doctor Azuki!
Azusa:
– They describe it shortly as a dog’s bark, but it’s going to be clearly
different depending on the situation and type! The fact that the onomatopoeia
for a dog’s cry is different depending on the country proves how unreliable are
a human’s ears and that they can’t imitate the sound! That’s why in order to
answer this quiz, we have to investigate a dog’s bark for weeks and months and
take in account who the barking is directed to and what the dog’s mood is….
Youto:
– Oh…
Emi:
– Ah!
Tsukiko:
– Oh, the paper disappeared all of a sudden.
Tsukushi:
– What in the world was that?
Azusa:
– In the first place, I think they’re forgetting that there are dogs types that
rarely bark at all! The one who made this quiz isn’t looking at…
Youto:
– Whoa, whoa. Don’t get excited. Sit! *6*
*whine*whine*
Youto:
– Okay, what a good girl! Shake, turn, shake.
Tsukushi:
– There’s another one!
[24:00]
Emi:
– What is it this time? “What’s the do re mi song?” is says.
Tsukushi:
– Doremi? That doesn’t sound Japanese. I never heard about this. Is it about
the Slave Dynasty? *7*
Tsukiko:
– Nee-san, how did you pass your music classes until now? It’s something you
hear sometimes in children’s programmes as well. It’s that one.
Tsukushi:
– Which one?
Tsukiko:
– This one: “Do is the do for doughnuts , Re is the re for lemon, Mi is for
mandarin oranges, fa is for fanta, so is for missing. la is for lemonade, si is
for food…”*8*
Emi;
– Tsu-chan, you’re completely tone deaf–
Youto:
– What a pretty voice you have! It sounds like an angel’s voice! Isn’t that
right, Prez?
Tsukushi:
– Right! Just like the melody of a clear stream in the mountains, like the
whisper of the summer breeze when you walk into a forest!
[25:03]
Youto:
– Even if you display it at a foreign competition or at the Tchaikovsky
Competition, you’d get an easy win!
Tsukushi:
– A huge playback number on Youtube, it’d pass a hundred million views!
Youto:
– Everyone who’d watch or listen it would be moved! A cultural heritage-like
voice that’s an all time record!
Tsukushi:
– She’s like a monument of music history, at the top of the world! The world’s
treasure! The universe’s diva! And she’s called…!!
Tsukushi
& Youto: – Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko!
*people
cheering effects*
Tsukiko:
– If you say it like that, even I’ll get angry…
Youto:
– Why did you stop singing?
Tsukiko:
– I won’t ever sing in front of you two again, even if I die! Hmpf!
Youto:
– No way!
Azusa:
– I kind of understand Tsutsukakushi-san’s feelings…
[25:50]
Emi:
– Is that so? I don’t really get it. The Do Re Mi song’s so easy…
“Doe,
a deer, a female deer
Ray,
a drop of golden sun
Me,
a name I call myself
Far,
a long long way to run
Sew,
a needle pulling thread
La,
a note to follow sew
Tea,
I drink with jam and bread
That
will bring us back to do…” *9*
*people
cheering effects*
Youto:
– As expected of a genuine choir singer! She’s really good.
Tsukushi:
– I may be able to hesitantly acknowledge that she’s just a bit on Tsukiko’s
level.
Tsukiko:
– This sound…
Azusa:
– Ah, this is when I want to press the button! *ding*
Youto:
– True. *ding*
Tsukushi:
– I see. *ding*
Tsukushi:
– It’s a bit frustrating, though. *ding*
Emi:
– Hehe. It’s not that great! *ding* Well, I was able to sing with quite a good
feeling.
[27:00]
*meows*
Cat
god: – You passed!
Emi:
– Eh? Nooo!!
Youto:
– Huh? Emi disappeared!
Tsukushi:
– Huh? what? Why? For what reason? In what way?
Tsukiko:
– If she was told she passed and she disappeared it means…
Youto:
– No way…was she able to escape this dream?
Tsukiko:
– So she fulfilled the escape conditions, right?
Azusa:
– Huh? Why? What did it?
Tsukushi:
– We should remember what she did just know.
Youto:
– She sang a song and then we all pushed the switch…
Azusa:
– That’s it! The switch! This thing! *ding*ding*ding*ding*
Tsukiko:
– Nothing is happening.
Azusa:
– I wonder if it’s not enough to push the button…
Tsukushi:
– I see. I solved the mystery!
Youto:
– Prez!
Tsukushi:
– We should sing. And in English.
Youto:
– No, I think that’s definitely not it…
[28:00]
Tsukiko:
– If those were the conditions, it means Nee-san won’t ever be able to escape.
Tsukushi:
– What!
Tsukiko:
– No. Rather, if it’s like that, do you have the will to study seriously now,
Nee-san? Those conditions may have been better.
Azusa:
– But it’s true that Emi-san sang and she escaped, isn’t it?
Youto:
– That’s because there was the subject on the message card…
Tsukiko:
– And we pressed the dinging button and she passed.
Youto:
– I see!
Azusa:
– That’s right!
Tsukiko:
– That’s it.
Youto:
– So this is how it works!
Tsukushi:
– Wait, wait. Don’t just agree without me! It makes me lonely!
Youto:
– On short, this is how it works, Prez: We answer the question that comes out
from this box and need to get the ding-dong from everyone. Those are probably the
escape conditions the Cat God was talking about.
Tsukushi:
– Hm…hm…Huh?
Azusa:
– It’s here!
Youto:
– I’ll read it. Um…What does Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko do after she takes a bath?
Huh? The question’s suddenly gotten harder!
[29:06]
Tsukiko:
– What’s with this question? Is it the fault of this box? Is it the fault of
this box? Is it the fault of this box? Take this, take this, take this!
Azusa:
– No! It doesn’t matter what the question is!
Youto:
– What do you mean!
Azusa:
Because what we need to do hasn’t changed, isn’t that right? If we answer even
as a formality, the other people just have to press the dinging button. Like a
penguin on a belt conveyor, it’s an automatic system!
Youto:
– Oh! I see, that’s right! Then I’ll try saying something random.
Tsukiko:
– Please take it easy.
Youto:
– Leave it to me, I have a Tsukiko-chan managing official certification!
*cough*cough* “Oh, I’m so busy, I’m so busy! First, I have to prepare what I
need for tomorrow’s breakfast! While I put the pot on fire, I’ll clean Nee-san’s
room and the living room and then I’ll vacuum the hallway and after that I’ll
revise for school, fold the laundry and while I’m it I should massage Nee-san’s
shoulders once in a while. Oh, how busy I am!”
[30:10]
Azusa:
– Haha! Leaving your voice aside, it fits perfectly!
Tsukiko:
– *ding* That’s right. It’s totally correct. This is my everyday. Yes, yes.
*ding*
Youto:
– I’m not observing Tsukiko-chan everyday for nothing! *ding* I’ll escape
first, but I’m sorry! I’ll be waiting for you in the real world!
Azusa:
– Bye-bye, Yokodera! I’m sure we’ll be able to come back soon! Huh…What?
Youto:
– Why can’t I escape?
Tsukiko:
– No matter how you think about it, there’s someone who hasn’t pressed the
button.
Tsukushi:
– Hehehehe.
Youto:
– P-prez?
Tsukushi:
– That’s not enough, Yokodera.
Youto:
– Prez?
[30:53]
Tsukushi:
– with that kind of superficial understanding, the day when you get a Tsukiko
managing official certificate is still a lot far ahead. I, who am living with
her and are truly appropriate, shall enact the real Tsukiko when she gets out
of bath!
“Open.
heave-ho, gulp.gulp.gulp. pwha. No matter how much milk I drink, I won’t
grow. Why is that? The diary farmers need a bit of punishment. Jeez. Munch,
much. The steamed bun is tasty. Much, much, clang,clang, open. Senpai’s blog is
not updated today either. What is he doing? Much, munch. I’ll send him some
spyware again. Take this, take this, and this. This person’s commenting again,
I see. I should send some to this person too. take this, and that, and that. “
Tsukiko:
– Nee-san? Nee-san?
[32:00]
Tsukushi:
– What is it, Tsukiko? This is the most interesting part. Don’t stop me!
Tsukiko:
– I need to tell you something important. Please come this way.
Tsukushi:
– Huh? Oh, what? What is it, what? You’re suddenly pulling me so much…what’s
wrong? oh…Ohh!!
*bang*dang*
Azusa:
– Yo-Yokodera…
Youto:
– I don’t know, I don’t know. We know nothing of this, heard nothing.
*stepping
sounds*
Tsukiko:
– I’m sorry. Excuse me for making a ruckus. Nee-san likes to joke so she’s a
bit troublesome.
Azusa:
– U…um, Tsutsukakushi-san…Where is your sister?
Tsukiko:
– It seems that she remembered something she had to do.
Youto:
– What kind?
Tsukiko:
– Oh. That’s right. Please let me see your switches a bit.
Youto:
– Oh…yes…
*stepping
sounds* *ding*ding*ding*
cat
god: – You passed!!
*stepping
sounds*
[33:00]
Tsukiko:
– Thank you very much. I’ll give you your switches back.
Youto:
– Y-yes…So, where is Steel King…?
Tsukiko:
– She escaped safely. It seems it is true that we can escape as long as
everyone pushes the button, no matter what the answer is.
Azusa:
– Oh…Yay! I’m glad! Oh, I’m glad…
Tsukiko:
– I’m sure you know this, but everything Nee-san said is a lie. Please erease
it all from your memories.
Youto:
– Uh, okay!
Tsukiko:
– That’s a promise! If not…
Youto:
– More importantly, let’s go on! Next!
Tsukiko:
– I wonder what the next question is. Uh, I don’t get it.
Azusa:
– What is it? Um…”What are the feelings of the Princess when she goes to
save the Prince captured by the Devil King of Darkness Realm?” …it says.
Youto:
– They get more and more difficult and strange, don’t they?
[34:00]
Azusa:
– What’s “The Devil King of Darkness Realm”? In the first place, why is the
princess saving the prince?
Tsukiko:
– The setting is elaborated, it seems.
Azusa:
– I’ll try it, but…
“Wait,
Devil King! I won’t let you have the prince!”
Is
this okay?
Tsukiko:
– I think you’re in the right way.
Azusa:
– “Fall down already! You don’t know when to lose, Devil King!”
Tsukiko:
– Yes. And here if the Devil King uses a time spell and sends the prince in the
past time…
Azusa:
– A princess in love is strong, you know! No matter what magic you use, I’ll
definitely get him back! The Devil King always only torments the prince! He has
absolutely no chance of winning!
Tsukiko:
– I wonder about that. The prince is still human. It’s decided that he’ll yield
to the Devil King who’s always with him anytime.
Azusa:
– Even if the gods forbid it, this princess will not stand it!
[35:00]
Youto:
– I don’t really understand, but they’re too much into acting their parts…
Well, that’s okay. Rather, it’s very characteristic of Azuki Azusa.
Oh!
I know! It’s natural that this is so much like Azuki Azusa! Way more than the
Azuki Azusa retorting to Steel King earlier! On short, what could be happening
is…
Tsukiko:
– Senpai, Senpai! Please push the button now.
Azusa:
– Huff,huff…I’m tired!
Youto:
– Ah, I’m sorry! I’ll push it! *ding*
*ding*ding*
Cat
god: – You passed!!
Azusa:
– Even if all the dogs and cats on the Earth go extinct, the princess will not
lose to the Devil King! See you, prince! Let’s meet on the field trip!
Youto:
– She’s not out of her role yet!
[36:00]
Tsukiko:
– Azuki-san disappeared too. You weren’t pressing your button so she continued
acting for a while…
Youto:
– Ah, sorry, sorry! It’s a bit hazy now, but I was wondering whose dream this
was in the end.
Tsukiko:
– And did you find something out?
Youto:
– If we’re in a dream, then I think it means the characters present are only a result
of the dreamer’s imagination. But the people who you see as being nice are seen
as being bad by other people – that’s common in the real world, isn’t it? I
think the way to know if it’s your own dream or someone else’s dream lies in
this.
Tsukiko:
– I see.
Youto:
– This dream doesn’t describe the human relationships I know. For example, how
the real Emi is very frightened by Azuki Azusa or how Azuki Azusa can’t deal
with the Steel King – there’s none of these here. And on short, I think the one
who is far from these three’s relationship is the one dreaming.
*vrr*
[37:05]
Tsukiko:
– Oh, it seems the next question is here.
Youto:
– Well, I guess it won’t help thinking about it. It doesn’t matter if we get
out of here.
Tsukiko:
– I’ll read it. “What is your phrase when you confess?” …it says.
Youto:
– Confess?
Tsukiko:
– Senpai, go ahead.
Youto:
– Me?
Tsukiko:
– Or should I be the one confessing?
Youto:
– No, that’s a bit…a bit that…you know…I got it! I’ll do it!
Tsukiko:
– Please do.
Youto:
– Um…*cough*…I-I like you…I- I love you…. Your cool side, your cute side, when
you act like a big sister, when you’re depressed and when you’re doing your
best are all cute! It makes me want to eat you… Um! I wish you’d stop swinging
your side ponytail and push that button! I’m at my limit already!
[38:07]
*poof*
Youto:
– Oh…the question paper disappeared…Did I run out of time?
Tsukiko:
– Oh, I’m sorry. I was thinking about something.
Youto:
– You were thinking in THIS situation?
Tsukiko:
– It’s also related to what you were saying earlier. If this world is entirely
a product of the dreamer’s imagination, then maybe it’s not causing any
problems for anyone in the real world.
Youto:
– Huh? what do you mean?
Tsukiko:
– This is a dream in all respects. Even if the characters in the dream escape
or not, it’s not related in any way to the real persons.
Youto:
– No way…Then, what about the one dreaming? They should be involved, right?
Tsukiko:
– Please remember what the Cat god was saying. In order to escape, there is
another way than to clear the escape conditions, and that is for the one
dreaming to wake up, and the dream will end.
[39:07]
Youto:
– If they wish to wake up. that might be the case, but the one dreaming is not
aware of it, wasn’t it like this? We wouldn’t have problems if we could do
that…Hm? What’s wrong?
Tsukiko:
– It’s nothing.
Youto:
– Tsukiko-chan? Why are you making yourself look like a bulldog? Your cheeks
are somehow stretching a lot… wait! You look like a cord for bungee jumping!
Are you okay?
Tsukiko:
– I noticed this when Emi-san and I were pulling each other’s cheeks. No matter
how much we pull, it doesn’t hurt one bit.
Youto:
– That means… Oh! It’s the next question. “What are you feeling right now?”
This is great! It’s an easy one!
[40:00]
Tsukiko:
– Yes.
Youto:
– I’ll leave aside the complicated stuff and say something. My feelings right
now: I want to escape! I just want to escape!
Tsukiko:
– I see…
Youto:
– Hey, don’t turn your back to me, Tsukiko-chan! I want to escape! Please,
press the button!
Tsukiko:
– Okay. So should I just push it?
Youto:
– That’s right! Please do it!
Tsukiko:
– I understand.
*beep*
Youto:
– What was that sound just now? There wasn’t this function before, right!
Tsukiko:
– Oh, my. This is strange, isn’t it?
Youto:
– Tsukiko-chan, what button are you even pushing? Why do you look like you’re
having fun?
Wha!
She disappeared!
Tsukiko:
– It’s all right, there are many other questions. Next is…here: “What’s the
name of the girl you like the most?” it says.
Youto:
– Wh…wait, what’s with this question?
Tsukiko:
– It’s going to be trouble if you can’t give the passing answer, isn’t it?
We’ll end up staying in this world forever.
[41:00]
Youto:
– Tsukiko-chan!
Tsukiko:
– It’s okay. Everything is a dream anyway, and we have a lot of time. Let’s
take our time and think together of the correct answer.
Youto:
– Tsukiko-chan!!?
Tsukiko:
– Senpai, we’ll be alone forever.
Dreams
are really nice things, aren’t they?
[41:30]
Kaji
Yuki: – Thisis the free talk of the “Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko Drama CD”.
Good work today, everyone!
everyone:
– Good work today!
Kaji
Yuki: – The recording just ended and I’m now in the stuffy recording booth.
Well, I would like everyone to take turns and leave an impression on the
recording. First, I voiced Yokodera Youro, my name is Kaji Yuki. Um, this is a
drama CD that will go with the 6th volume of the novel, before the anime airs.
This may be the first time everyone hears our voices. For Youto and Tsukiko,
the commercial we recorded might be broadcast but maybe it’s the first time we
meet. What did you think about it? The anime has a lot of hype but the drama cd
had the same mood. Well, how should I say it, it’s a drama cd coming with the
novel, but it was really long, and we also had fun recording it. From now on,
we will try to get more and more int character and enliven the anime, so please
look forward to it. So then, next is Ogura Yui-chan who played Tsutsukakushi
Tsukiko.
[42:50]
Ogura
Yui: – Thank you. My name is Ogura Yui, and I voiced Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko.
Good work today, everyone!
everyone:
– Good work!
Ogura
Yui: – It’s the first time these members do a drama CD together and I was
wondering what kind of atmosphere it will have as I was playing, but there was
a fun atmosphere because we’re many and the recording went along with fun. And
ther was also Tsukiko-chan off-tune singing and it was a lot of fun. And then,
Emi-san’s English singing was very good and I was surprised. The anime will be
starting next and I’m looking forward to the recording sessions. Please take
care of me again. And everyone, please look forward to it! Thank you. Then,
Kyari-san!*10*
Ishihara
Kaori: – Eh? She said “Yukari-san”? I’m Ishihara Kaori who voiced Azuki Azusa!
Everyone, good work today!
everyone:
– Good work! *11*
Ishihara
Kaori: – It was the first time I voiced Azuki Azusa-chan, and she is very in
high spirits, young and cute and I felt that I became an adult as I was voicing
her. But the drama cd was really…like Tsukishi-san’s lullaby or Yuto-kun’s
amazing imitation.
Kaji
Yuki: – “Amazing”?
Ishihara
Kaori: – It was amazing! Everyone did a lot of amazing things and it was a very
fun recording! So everyone, please play the drama cd again and have fun
listening to those parts! Haha! Well, I wish you’ll enjoy the whole drama cd!
I’ll do my best with the anime too so please look forward to it! Thank you very
much. Then, Yukari-san, please!
[44:45]
Tamura
Yukari: – Eh I voiced Tsutsukakushi Tsukushi, my name is Tamura Yukari.
Everyone, you worked well today!
everyone:
– Good work today!
Tamura
Yukari: – Eh, Tsukushi-chan loves Tsukiko-chan, she’s a very doting older
sister. How should I say it, she was somewhat silly. Somewhat? haha. She also
has some silly sides, but I wish to be able to portray well both that side and
also her Steel King stiff side. Please check out the anime as well! Then,
Emi-chan!
[45:18]
Terakawa
Aimi – Yes! My name is Terakawa Aimi, and I voiced Emi. Personally, my
most important moment today was the singing and I did my best, but
Tsukiko-chan’s singing before me took the spotlight and I tried singing while
my heart was cracking, haha. The cat god watched over me in the middle the
whole time and I’m wondering how far the anime will reach,and I wonder if Emi
will be in the anime.
Kaji
Yuki: – She’s be in it for sure!
Terakawa
Aimi: – I’ll believe she’ll be in the anime. I did my best recording this time!
I wish you’ll also watch Emi do her best in the anime. Thank you very much!
Then, at the end, Cat god, please!
Kubo
Yurika: – Hello! I’m Kubo Yurika, and I voiced the Cat god. Good work today,
everyone!
everyone:
– Good work!
Kubo
Yurika: – Oh, good work!
Kaji
Yuki: – Hey, cat god!
Kubo
Yurika: – You know, it’s a really good recording studio.I’m usually very shy
with strangers.
Kaji
Yuki: – Ehh?
Kubo
Yurika: – I don’t look it, right? That’s right, people tell me I don’t look it
but I’m very shy but it’s a really good recording studio, I was called to a
very warm studio and I’m happy. Okay! Ah, you’re saying I’m like a cat? That
I’m like a god? People tell me that a lot! Please take care of me from now on
too!
[46:47]
Kaji
Yuki: – Okay, so with this, these were our impressions. We’re taking this
before the anime starts airing so we’re also looking forward to how it will
turn out but I’m sure it willl be something wonderful if it’s the same as the
atmosphere of this recording, so please look forward to the anime too! Well
then, let’s meet on TV next time! Bye-bye!
the
girls: – Bye-bye…
Kaji
Yuki: – Bye-bye!
the
girls: – Bye-bye!!
Kaji
Yuki: – Hehe. Okay!
———–
*1*
Futsal – a type of indoor football played by teams of 5 people.
*2*
– It’s a Japanese language thing. They use different ways to say it.
*3*
There’s a story about Urashima Tarou whorescues a turtle and goes to the Palace
of the Dragon God under the sea. When he comes back after three days, 300 years
have actually passed in his world. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urashima_Tar%C5%8D)
*4*
At least I think that’s what he says, meaning “kiss”
*5*
I don’t know how to translate it so it keeps the meaning in English, but the
Japanese word they use (“tsukkomu) can also mean “to thrust’, giving it an
indecent meaning.
*6*
he says these as if he’s talking to an animal/dog.
*7*
Slave Dynasty or Mamluk Dynasty is said in Japanese as “doreiouchou ????” and
it sounds the same at the beginning.
*8*
Well you can guess all of these make sense in Japanese, I just wrote what she
said, not the english version.
*9*
At first I had no idea what language she was singing in so I assumed it’s
Italian and tried searching lol. And then I realized it’s English…I took the
lyrics from here: http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/songs/movies/doremimp3.htm
(I’m so glad I didn’t have to try to understand what she’s saying lol). By the
way, Do Re Mi song in Italian:
http://serenaitalian.wordpress.com/2010/09/11/do-re-mi-tutti-insieme-appassionatamente-the-sound-of-music-with-lyrics/
*10*
I don’t even know what she says, it sounds like “Kyari” (or maybe it’s a kind
of nickname for one of the girls, the way Yui calls her) to me and maybe that’s
why there was the confusion. One girl is called Yukari and the other Kaori so
it may have been any of them.
*11*
Otsukaresama/Good work today – as you probably noticed, it’s common practice to
say this after work. People may say it when they finished to do some work or
when leaving work as a for of goodbye.
**
I’m sure you know Nee-san means older sister and Onii-chan means older brother
and so on. I didn’t write them anymore though I should have.
Very
thanks to miraclesmay.
don't
forget to credit.. hehe
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